I FUCKING CRIED THREE TIMES AND TOOK A WHOLE LOT OF REALLY SHITTY VIDEO.

ALSO GOT A TEE-SHIRT FOR 45 DOLLARS.

JESUS.

CHRIST.

WHAT THE FUCK, MAN.

BILLY FRIGGIN' JOEL AND ELTON GODDAMN JOHN!

I'm still not entirely convinced it happened.

I'd elaborate, but someone has to check their Sports, so bye.